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Talking to a loved one about a colonoscopy can be awkward. Let us do it for you.

Your presence is kindly requested at the formal opening of your butt.
Please join us for cocktails prior to an intimate reception with your gastroenterologist.
You're invited to a viewing party of your buttocks.
Class of 1995: Get together with your arse and your doctor. RSVP ASAP.
We won’t be having dinner, but drinks will be plentiful
Bon Voyage! It's a going away party for your polyps!
Your Family, Primary Care Physician, & Pretty Much Everyone Who Loves You requests the honor of your presence at your colonoscopy.
Répondez s'il vous plaît: The favor of a reply is requested from Your Derriére.
Your presence is kindly requested at the formal opening of your butt.
Please join us for cocktails prior to an intimate reception with your gastroenterologist.
You're invited to a viewing party of your buttocks.
Class of 1995: Get together with your arse and your doctor. RSVP ASAP.
We won’t be having dinner, but drinks will be plentiful
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Help prevent colon cancer. Invite a loved one to get screened today.

Colon cancer is the second deadliest cancer in the U.S. Yet when caught early, the survival rate is 90%. When caught late, that drops to 14%. All it takes to save someone’s life is a screening. Help us raise awareness by letting your friends know. Politely, of course.

Colon cancer is easy to prevent, once you know how to prevent it.

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