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Talking to a loved one about a colonoscopy can be awkward. Let us do it for you.

Your presence is kindly requested at the formal opening of your butt.
Class of 1995: Get together with your arse and your doctor. RSVP ASAP.
Please join us for cocktails prior to an intimate reception with your gastroenterologist.
We won’t be having dinner, but drinks will be plentiful
You are cordially invited to the union of Your Doctor and Your Derriére.
Bon Voyage! It's a going away party for your polyps!
You're invited to a viewing party of your buttocks.
Surprise! 45 is the new age for regular colon screenings!
Your presence is kindly requested at the formal opening of your butt.
Class of 1995: Get together with your arse and your doctor. RSVP ASAP.
Please join us for cocktails prior to an intimate reception with your gastroenterologist.
We won’t be having dinner, but drinks will be plentiful
You are cordially invited to the union of Your Doctor and Your Derriére.

Help prevent colon cancer. Invite a loved one to get screened today.

Colon cancer is the second deadliest cancer in the U.S. Yet when caught early, the survival rate is 90%. When caught late, that drops to 14%. All it takes to save someone’s life is a screening. Help us raise awareness by letting your friends know. Politely, of course.

Colon cancer is easy to prevent, once you know how to prevent it.