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Talking to a loved one about a colonoscopy can be awkward. Let us do it for you.

You are cordially invited to the union of Your Doctor and Your Derriére.
Your presence is kindly requested at the formal opening of your butt.
Please join us for the ceremonial union of Your Colon & Our Oscopy
Join us to celebrate the 5th anniversary of your last colonoscopy.
Surprise! 45 is the new age for regular colon screenings!
You're invited to a private event. Guest list: You, You Doctor, and A Long Flexible Instrument.
You're invited to a viewing party of your buttocks.
Save the Date. You could add 10-15-20 more years to your life.
You are cordially invited to the union of Your Doctor and Your Derriére.
Your presence is kindly requested at the formal opening of your butt.
Please join us for the ceremonial union of Your Colon & Our Oscopy
Join us to celebrate the 5th anniversary of your last colonoscopy.
Surprise! 45 is the new age for regular colon screenings!

Help prevent colon cancer. Invite a loved one to get screened today.

Colon cancer is the second deadliest cancer in the U.S. Yet when caught early, the survival rate is 90%. When caught late, that drops to 14%. All it takes to save someone’s life is a screening. Help us raise awareness by letting your friends know. Politely, of course.

Colon cancer is easy to prevent, once you know how to prevent it.